Once upon a time, in a city far, far away, there live a princess and a prince. They were star-crossed lovers...or should i say only half the star crossed, as we can see that the prince fell in love, but the princess don't give a damn.
And so the story goes on. They live just a few blocks castles away. This isn't some kind of kill-the-dragon-save-the-princess thing, so yea, the prince was at a complete loss for how to express his bubbly love… and he's going to attend a major knight's theory test so he was torn between two things. It was an important decision to make… a choice in which will change lives!
And so he wore his rusty armor and paced round his bedroom backyard. Then as he was thinking deeply, he tripped over his pillow sword. He bled, and badly. But he was smiling (like a dumbass) because he found the solution.
Since he can't win her heart in a day, he shall win her heart slowly…
(To be continued)
-a stupid fairytale by pique-y